Suit

The last suit I owned was bought for my high school graduation. I'm not quite sure when it left my possession, but long before that, it no longer fit me. Actually, I'm not sure it ever really fit me. Sure, the jacket was properly tailored for my frame, but formal occasions, whether it was a graduation, wedding, or funeral, have always felt outside my comfort zone. I think I'd rather go to an event that featured lots of pies and fewer ties.